On the Cutting
Edge of Societal Satire
Psychotic Pigeons Take Over
Island
It's like a scene from
Hitchcock's 'Birds'
It's every where...pigeon poop...and so are
they. They've taken over the island of Guahara, near
Tihjuaja. It's a health threat in more ways than one. "The
bacteria, the germs, yeah that's a problem." Said Governor
Julio Shajahr. "But they're becoming mean. Something ain't
right with those birds." Full
Story
India's Border Patrol
Captures Spy Hawk
The soldiers knew something was awry from the
moment the hawk flew from behind some bushes just 20 yards
on the other side of the border. It was squawking as if in
agony, and it was barely able to clear the 20 foot tall
fence topped with rolls of barbed wire, before it hit the
ground with a thud. Fearing it might be some sort of trick,
like playing dead in an attempt to draw them closer before
attacking, the soldiers emptied their rifles into the
hawk...Full Story
Bandits Known as the
Three Amoebas Captured
They pictured themselves as being Robinhood and
his merry men, the three men who robbed a travel agency in
South Shields England. They felt like they were righting
social (and financial) inequality by stealing the coins
valued at $7...Full
Story
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