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Mr. Potato Head
Kidnapped and Beaten in Heinous Crime
Two Groups Named as
Primary Targets of FBI Investigation
When will the madness stop?
Full
Story
Attorney
General Janet Reno Getting Tough With
Ford
Judge
may order Ford recall
by Karla Marx
Attorney General Janet Reno says the auto dealer may be
guilty of violating anti-trust laws...
Full
Story
Charlton
Heston's New
Book Hits the Shelf
"The Courage To Be Free" is a collection of essays.
Critics say book filled with tall tales. "Heston has
never owned a bazooka..."
Full
Story
Washington
Watch
the Red
Herring Report
The
inside dope on the backroom
activities in the nations capital.
Bill Clinton Declares War on
the Boy Scouts of America!
Full
Story
Today
Show's Matt Lauer Approaches Execs with Idea...
by Trina Trixie
Entertainment Beat
"Gore & Bush could debate about the debates right here
on our show!" NBC insider says Lauer's incessant giggling
was alarming!
Full
Story
Campaign
Trail News:
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George Bush Verbally Assaults
Liberal New York Times Reporter
Some upset at language, but nobody
arguing the statement's
accuracy
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Barbara
Bush Explains Why America Loves
Her Boy George
That Tommy Smothers Smirk is
Irresistable
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~ Gore
Explains to Students that
He Invented Space Travel
Warns youngsters
that George Bush's
election will mean the end of space
~ Al
Gore Promises Everything to Everyone...and
More!
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Staffers concede
numbers don't add up,but say public too stupid to
realize it so why fix what isn't broken?
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Full
Story
from BSFootball.com
Bowden and the
'Noles eye No. 1 spot
By Brent
Musburger
Bobby Bowden has led the
'Noles to 13 straight 10-win seasons. If I was a woman I'd
be madly in love with him. Who could resist that bumblers
appearance and that sappy southern drawl? Full
Story
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the Rules...
Build
Your Business the
Gurdyman
Way!
by Ed McGillicuddy
Key
Goals for Every
Business Web Site
Simplified
so even morons can understand the concepts...
by Larry Crassman
Clinton
Forcefully
Disputes Disbarment Recommendation
by
Ed McGillicuddy
Geraldo
Riviera:
"I
may be the toughest
man
alive."
Time
Magazine Excerpt:
Why Would Anyone Flea Paradise? No one wants to
take a hard look at the mental stability of Elian's
Mother...
PBS Forced
to Rein-in
Producers of
Theodore Tugboat
Captain
Kangaroo
Behind the Scenes:
The Story the Greenjeans family doesn't
want
you
to read!
Psychotic
Pigeons
Take Over Island
It's
like a scene from
Hitchcock's 'Birds'
India's
Border Patrol Captures Spy Hawk
Desperadoes
Known as Three Amoebas are Finally
Captured
Peter
Jennings Hosts
Special Report
by
Brit Hume
Is
Dan Rather going nuts?
Richardson
Relieved Hard Drives Found
Refuses
to Step Down:
"Hey...crap
happens."
Babs
Streisand Pushing for Ambassadorship
Home-Video
Tips from Francis Ford Coppola, Director of The
Godfather
11
Year Old Boy Charged with Assault, Will Stand Trial
for Throwing Carrot
CNN is
Hiring! No Experience Needed
Get
Filthy Stinking Rich Doing Nothing!
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